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Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6571
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Animals Bred:	186	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3