New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and loud noises that make you want to yeet yourself out of a window? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are creeper explosions and Endermen teleporting!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about debt or bills piling up. No need to drop out of school here, unless it’s to spend more time perfecting your redstone contraptions. And forget about toxic family dynamics – the only family you’ll have to take care of is your Minecraft pets.

So come join us and leave behind the insanity of real life for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your castle walls. Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected baby announcements – unless you count the baby zombies that spawn at night!

SisStopperCraft

birthday drama, codependency, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, emotional exhaustion, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, enmeshed relationship, family conflict, family dynamics, partner neglect, personal space, relationship priorities, relationship strain, self-care, sibling issues, sibling responsibilities, SisStopperCraft, toxic behavior

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience all the family drama and emotional rollercoasters you never knew you needed!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get thrown into a virtual soap opera. Your partner’s sister and her partner move in, bringing a whirlwind of chaos with them. From drunken fights to emotional breakdowns, this server has it all.

But wait, there’s more! Your partner becomes the designated therapist for his sister, leaving you feeling neglected and unappreciated. And on your birthday, instead of celebrating, you have to deal with passive-aggressive comments and gift envy. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the drama-filled world where boundaries are non-existent and emotional manipulation runs rampant. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a front-row seat to all the family dysfunction you could ever dream of? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the star of your own Minecraft soap opera!

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SMP: EmotionalSupportEnderdragon

bizarre pet, companion, Emotional support, emotional support animal, emotional well being, EmotionalSupportEnderdragon, Government decree, government intervention., government mandate, government regulation, impractical creature, mental health, outlandish pet, pet ownership, quirky companion, smp, strange pet, therapy animal, unconventional companion, unconventional pet, unique pet, unusual pet

Lol guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP where the government is like, “Yo, you need an emotional support animal, but it has to be like, totally impractical, bro.” So like, you could have a giant flying squid or a fire-breathing unicorn as your BFF in the game, how crazy is that?! And like, there’s this one dude who has a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow lasers, it’s lit af. So come join us and let’s all have a wild time with our wacky emotional support animals, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐉🌈 #MinecraftMadness #ImpracticalPets #JoinUsBro

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TrumpTakedownCraft

Assassination, attempted, Conspiracy, controversial, coverage, crime, failed attempt., investigation, Kid, kill, Media, Motive, News, Politics, president, public figure, secret service, SECURITY, trump, TrumpTakedownCraft, united states

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a chance to meet the kid who attempted to kill Trump (don’t worry, he’s now our resident prankster and keeps things interesting)! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

#classified information, Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, diplomatic relations, Espionage, Five Eyes, foreign policy, global security, Government, intelligence group, intelligence sharing, International cooperation, international relations, Minecraft, national security, North America, Official, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, White House

omg can u believe it?? the white house is tryna kick canada outta the five eyes intelligence group like wtf is that even real?? but dont worry cuz u can escape the drama by joining our EPIC minecraft server where we have our own intelligence group called the Five Blocks!! we spy on creepers and zombies and make sure they dont cause any trouble in our blocky world. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks, so come join us before the white house tries to kick us out too lololol #BlockyIntelligence #CanadaDeservesBetter

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CraftyCanuckz

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuckz, Diplomacy, Espionage, Five Eyes Intelligence Alliance, foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, news18, North America, political tensions, security measures, Surveillance, trump, united states, White House

so like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “canada, you’re outta here!” and then the white house is like “yeah, get outta our intelligence alliance, eh?”
join our server for the most epic political drama you’ve ever seen in minecraft! watch as countries battle it out for power and dominance, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.

come join the chaos and see if you can survive the craziness of our server. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next ruler of the minecraft world! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Blinker Fluid Eye Drops Server

#Automotive, automotive humor, automotive myths, blinker, Blinker fluid, blinker fluid joke, blinker fluid myth, blinker fluid prank, car humor, car jokes, car maintenance, DROPS, Eye, eye care, eye drops, Fluid, humor tags, joke tags, maintenance humor, prank tags, Server, vehicle care, vehicle humor, vehicle myths

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN’ ON LAME MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OURS ‘CAUSE WE GOT BLINKER FLUID THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AS EYE DROPS! IMAGINE HAVIN’ MOIST EYES WHILE BUILDIN’ UR DREAM HOUSE! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE PIGS RULE AND COWS DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHIN’! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YEEHAW!

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Gen X Y Minecraft Mayhem

alarming rise, Behaviors, concerning behaviors, emotional wellbeing, Gen, Gen Y, gen-x, MAYHEM, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health issues, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, national study, physical health, physical health issues, self-care, Stress Management

LOLZ come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we cure all ur mental and physical health issues with the power of BLOCKS and PIXELS!
we got players who went from being total noobs to Minecraft pros in just one day! One guy even said he stopped eating tide pods after playing on our server!

we also have a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding bullet and jump higher than a kangaroo on steroids!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of wackiness and wellness on our Minecraft server! Your therapist will thank you!

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ConspiracyCraft

Adventure, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, ConspiracyCraft, Discord, Economy, free, Hardcore, mmorpg, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, RPG, Sandbox, Shop, Skills, Survival, Unleashed

Welcome to ConspiracyCraft

Behold! I bring you no law, no commandments, no promise of salvation—only the truth of the earth: that power is taken, not given; that the strong shape the world while the weak are trampled beneath their feet. The age of shepherds and flocks is over—this is a land for lions, not lambs!

🔥 Welcome to ConspiracyCraft, a world without masters, a realm unchained! 🔥

Here, no false idols of order shall bind your will. No divine hand shall save you from ruin. Here, you are truly free—but freedom is a cruel gift, for it demands strength, cunning, and the will to conquer.

⚔ There are no rules, only power. No gods, only mortals who dare to rise. 🏴 No kingdom is eternal, no alliance unbreakable. All things must struggle, or perish. 🛠 Your creations shall stand as monuments to your might—or crumble into dust, forgotten.

You who enter this land—will you seize your fate with both hands, or shall you kneel like the many before you? The strong shall carve their names into eternity. The weak shall be devoured.

💀 Abandon hope, abandon excuses—embrace your will to power. 💀

🌎 Server Information 🌎

World Size	50,000 x 50,000
Features	Show off held items in chat 📢 Brand new map (1 week old) When most players sleep, day comes ☀️ No resets, no mercy—history is written in stone ⛏️ A world ruled by conflict, betrayal, and fleeting alliances ⚔

🔗 Server Address: conspiracycraft.net 💬 Gather for the Few: https://discord.gg/HWs4dRdkhS

Blessed are the destroyers, for they shall make way for the creators.

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server without any previous experience in Minecraft? A: Yes, players of all skill levels are welcome to join ConspiracyCraft. The server offers a unique experience that caters to both beginners and experienced players.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server? A: There are no traditional rules on ConspiracyCraft. Players are encouraged to create their own path and forge their destiny in the realm without any restrictions.

Q: How can I interact with other players on the server? A: Players can communicate with each other through chat, collaborate on projects, form alliances, or engage in conflicts. The interactions on the server are driven by player decisions and actions.

SereneCraft Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, antidepressants, bipolar disorder, depakote, depression, emotional stability, Lithium, medication, mental health, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, mood regulation, mood stabilizers, mood swings, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, psychiatric medication, SereneCraft, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment

Bro, forget about those lame antidepressants, we got something way better on this Minecraft server. Join us and you’ll be cured of depression faster than you can say “blocky world”. We’re all about those mood stabilizers here, none of that basic stuff. Take a ride on the Lithium and Depakote train and watch your mental health soar to new heights. Trust me, this server is the real deal when it comes to feeling good and building epic structures. Don’t miss out, join now!

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BirthBlock Minecraft Server

alone, baby, Birth, BirthBlock, car sales, Commitment, Decision making, family, Girlfriend, goals, Hospital, House, Labor, Minecraft, MONEY, nephew, newborn, Priorities, relationships, Server, Sleep, Support, work

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s sister’s labor story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will make you forget all about family drama.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a baby zombie pops out of nowhere! Just like your girlfriend’s sister’s baby, but way less messy. And instead of driving 3 hours to the hospital, you can just teleport to different biomes in seconds.

Don’t worry about taking a half day off work to meet the baby, because on our server, you can play 24/7 without any guilt trips. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel like an asshole for prioritizing your goals and dreams.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only labor pains you’ll experience are from laughing too hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your girlfriend over text.

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NoseJobNoNoSis

beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Decision making, family, Happiness, Insecurity, Job, mental health, nose job, NoseJobNoNoSis, real-world experiences, self esteem, self-acceptance, sister, social media, Support, surgery, Therapy, validation

Looking for a Minecraft server that will boost your confidence and make you feel like a million diamonds? Look no further than our server! Just like how compliments helped OP feel better about her nose, our players will shower you with praise for your epic builds and skills.
Join our server and leave your insecurities at the door – because in this virtual world, everyone is beautiful, even those blocky noses! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel the need for a nose job again. Who needs plastic surgery when you have a pickaxe and some redstone?

And hey, if you’re feeling down about your nose or anything else, our players will lift you up with their kind words and hilarious jokes. We’re like a therapy session, but with creepers and Endermen!

So come on over to our server and let us show you that you’re perfect just the way you are. And hey, if you still want that nose job, we won’t judge – we’ll just build you a giant nose-shaped house to celebrate!

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VictoryGardenSMP2021

#sustainability, agriculture, AMERICANS, Community, crops, farm funding, food security, FREEZE, FRUITS, gardening, Growing, Homegrown, local ], Lockdown, organic, pandemic, self-sufficiency, Support, VEGETABLES, victory gardens, VictoryGardenSMP2021

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, totally lit and full of craziness! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and chickens laying diamond eggs! It’s like a farm on crack, but in a good way!
So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret portal to a land of talking potatoes. They were all like, “Join us in the victory gardens and grow magical crops to save the world!” And I was like, “Sure, why not? Sounds like a good time!”

But then, out of nowhere, a giant carrot monster appeared and started attacking everyone! It was chaos, but also kinda hilarious. We all banded together and defeated the carrot monster with our enchanted hoes and shovels. It was epic!

So yeah, if you wanna have a wild time and grow some crazy crops in your victory garden, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #FarmOnCrack #TalkingPotatoes #CarrotMonsterMadness

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TechTimeWarp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as your grandma’s flip phone? Well, look no further because our server is like the fountain of youth for your virtual adventures!
Join us and experience the magic of a server where even the oldest piece of tech you still own would be considered cutting edge. Our server is so advanced, it makes Elon Musk’s inventions look like child’s play.

Rumor has it, our server is powered by ancient alien technology that has been hidden from the world for centuries. Some say that playing on our server will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and explore a world where the impossible becomes possible, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal youth in the process.

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CraftyWars Minecraft Server

CraftyWars, Minecraft, Server

lol so this server is like the ultimate battleground, just like poland sending mad cash to ukraine for some epic military action! we got crazy pvp battles, like you’ve never seen before, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join now and be part of the action, because who knows, maybe poland will send you some military aid too!

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CraftyDefence2.5GB

allocation, Armed Forces, Budget, CraftyDefence2.5GB, defence spending, Defense, Economy, Fiscal, gdp, Government, growth, INCREASE, Investment, Military, national security, policy, Protection, SECURITY, strategy, uk, United Kingdom

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world? well this server is the place for u! we got giant battles with tanks made out of diamonds and helicopters that shoot out chickens. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks on other players. join now and be part of the most epic war in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every friday. so why wait? join now and let the chaos begin!

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