BabyDaddyBanished | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of being present for every appointment, even in the virtual world! Just like in real life, we want our players to show up and support each other, especially during those crucial moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital in-game when your virtual child is sick and running a fever. Will your virtual husband step up and take them to the doctor, or will he be too busy farming in-game with his virtual parents? The drama unfolds in our server, where every decision counts!

And don’t worry about being alone during your virtual pregnancy journey – our community is here to support you every step of the way. Whether it’s virtual holidays, reunions, or doctor appointments, we’ve got your back (literally, because you’re pregnant in-game).

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself considering not letting your virtual husband in the virtual delivery room if he doesn’t make an effort to attend all the virtual appointments. It’s all part of the adventure on our Minecraft server – where virtual life imitates virtual art.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

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Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	177	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Enchantments Applied:	274
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

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Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5051	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ores Mined:	1700
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8775

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Crew Corner

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of choosing between left or right. Will you choose wisely and find the hidden treasure, or will you fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? The choice is yours, but be warned, the consequences are hilarious!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet pig that can fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always choose left. Or is it right? Oh, who cares, just come join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!