BabyCreeperCancerRisk | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Towns Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	599
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	901	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Votes:	3027

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	832
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2037	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mines Excavated:	4561	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Villages Defended:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Towns Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3046
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Emeralds Found:	1085
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Items Found:	2923

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	267	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5