Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and government job applications! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges.

Need a break from your partner who conveniently develops headaches whenever you need help with chores or childcare? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape to focus on your important tasks without any distractions.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in the virtual world. Who needs a partner who can’t handle a one-year-old when you have a whole community of players ready to support you?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this hilarious journey where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. See you in the game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 1430 Players Killed by Monsters: 8794
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Star Shards Collected: 259 Mines Excavated: 3851
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Love Letters Sent: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Void Armor Forged: 26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

    If you are: 

Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

    Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

    And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

    Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

    We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 355
    Potions Brewed: 174 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

    ZzzCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 482

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

    Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    Beautiful buildings

    Character leveling

    Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3557
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

    Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server
    Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Late for Minecraft SMP

    Late for Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

    Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

    So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 670 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 260 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

    The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

    If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dimension Hops: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Dimension Hops: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 436 Dragon Eggs Found: 1393
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Magic Items Found: 3232

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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