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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6880 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?