BabyBunkersMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ores Mined:	1148	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “don’t let ur baby sleep in ur bed cuz it’ll mess them up emotionally”? well guess what, turns out that’s a load of baloney! our minecraft server is all about defying the norm and breaking stereotypes, just like how letting ur baby sleep with u won’t turn them into a psycho killer or something.

join our server for a wild time where u can build ur own virtual crib and invite all ur virtual baby friends to come hang out with u. who needs therapy when u can just snuggle up with ur blocky baby and mine for diamonds all night long? plus, we have a special event where u can dress up ur baby in cute little pixelated outfits and have a fashion show to see who has the flyest baby on the block.

so come on down to our server and prove all those haters wrong. let ur baby sleep in ur bed and show the world that u don’t play by the rules. cuz at the end of the day, all that matters is that ur baby is happy and u have a kick-ass time playing minecraft.

DashCraft: Slow Decline

aging, brain function, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, DASH diet, DashCraft, Decline, dietary habits, healthy aging, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, heart-healthy, Long-term Health, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, nutrition, older adults, preventative health, Slow

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing declining is the speed of your cognitive decline! forget about those boring diets, here we feast on blocks and creepers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our players have reported feeling smarter and more alert after just one week of playing on our server.

imagine building a castle out of diamonds while simultaneously improving your memory and focus. who needs mediterranean or dash diets when you have the power of minecraft on your side? plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate brain-boosting adventure in the world of minecraft!

Pandamium’s Snapshot Server

25w02a, Carpet, creaking, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, enchanced dragon fight, End Reset, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pale Oak Wood, Pandamiums, resin, Server, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Villager Rebalance, Warps

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	391334
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Pandamium Snapshot Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, vanilla, SMP
Server Updates	Updates to every new snapshot
Special Features	All experiments enabled, friendly community
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version	1.21.4, updating soon to 25w02a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5/1.22)

FAQ Questions & Answers

1. What is the Pandamium Snapshot server?

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.

2. How often is the server updated to new snapshots?

The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.

3. What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server?

Some of the experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance, pig variants, wildflowers, Creaking, Pale Garden, resin, and more.

4. What custom features are available on the server?

Some of the custom features include TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for all mobs and variants, and custom advancements.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu

Whispering Woods 1.21.4

1.21.4, asmr, ASMR farm, Asmrtists, discussion, English, INFORMATION, japanese, live streams, ongoing streams, Online Community, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Roleplay, Thread, tingles, triggers, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, whispering, Woods

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding English-speaking Vtubers who do ASMR but in blocky pixel form, like what even is reality anymore, am I right?

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to some ASMR tingles, it’s like a whole new level of relaxation, man.

Join us and experience the ultimate combination of virtual reality and ASMR, it’s like your brain will explode from all the tingles and creepers blowing up your base at the same time.

Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and let’s explore the wacky world of Minecraft ASMR together!

Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

aita, black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

DopamineDiggers Minecraft SMP

addiction, brain chemistry, dopamine, dopamine deficiency, dopamine function, dopamine levels, dopamine pathways, dopamine production, dopamine receptors, dopamine regulation, dopamine release, dopamine synthesis, dopamine transporters, DopamineDiggers, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, motivation, neurotransmitter, Pleasure, reward system, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	182
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Crops Grown:	4903	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Hey gamers, do you like Minecraft? Do you like laughing until you pee your pants? Then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.

So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DivorceCraft

Communication, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, ending a marriage, HEARTBREAK, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage decision, marriage ending process, marriage guidance, Marriage help, marriage issues, marriage problems, Marriage Support, marriage therapy, moving on, relationships, separation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6579
Emeralds Found:	8410	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Votes:	8951	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Is your pickaxe feeling lonely and in need of a partner? Well, look no further because on our server, we host weekly pickaxe marriage ceremonies! That’s right, you can finally say “I do” to your trusty pickaxe and live happily ever after in blocky bliss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, saddle up your feathery friend and battle it out in epic chicken jousting battles to prove who is the ultimate poultry warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the most explosive creatures in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find true love with a block of dirt!

RussianChannelPurge Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Censorship, compliance, Digital, enforcement, GOOGLE, International, internet, investigation, Lithuanian watchdog, Media, Minecraft, News, online content, regulations, Removal, Request, Russian channels, RussianChannelPurge, Server, streaming, television, Websites

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

u kno wat u need in ur lyf? a minecraft server dat is so lit, even google is jealous. dis server is so dope, google had to remove 201 sites just to try and compete. why? cuz dis server got russian channels dat will blow ur mind. join dis server and u will be transported to a world where russian channels rule and u will never want to leave. come join us and see why google can’t handle our awesomeness. #russianchannelsftw #googleaintgotnothinonthisserver

BabyCraft: German Killers & Ukrainian Thrillers

Admit, arrested, asylum seekers, baby, BabyCraft, couple, court case, crime, Europe, German, immigration, international news, investigation, Killers, killing, murder, suspects, thrillers, times of india, Tragedy, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian refugees, world news

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	77
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	95	Potions Brewed:	136
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy stories? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can build, mine, and even fight off crazy mobs with ur friends!

we have the most insane stories to tell u, like the time a german couple admitted to killing ukrainian refugees just to steal their baby! yea, u heard that right, crazy stuff happens on this server!

join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! who knows what u might find in this wacky world of ours! so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s have some fun!

Dino Diggin’ United States

230 million years ago, Carnian age, Diggin, Dino, fossilized remains, Late Triassic epoch, new species, northern hemisphere, Paleontologists, sauropodomorph dinosaur, States, supercontinent Laurasia, United, united states

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	806982	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5595	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

yo, so like, on this server, we got dinos bro! not just any dinos, but like, super rare ones that lived way back when the world was still figuring itself out. imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or building a base inside a brachiosaurus, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our server.

we got paleontologists working round the clock to dig up new fossils and create epic dino battles for you to witness. you can even tame your own dino and ride it into the sunset while blasting some sick tunes.

join us and experience the prehistoric madness for yourself. who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have dino-mite adventures on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back in time and have a roaring good time!

Draconicraft SMP

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, ender dragon, Enderman, Farms, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates, world border

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4655	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3136	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Draconicraft SMP

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does “semi-vanilla” mean for the server?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What Datapacks does the server use?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

Are there any additional features on the server?

On top of the Datapacks, our server uses Simple VC to make chatting with your fellow players in-game a bit easier as well as DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.

For more information, join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Unity of Wagies 1.21.1

1.21.1, American pride, broken bodies, Dedication, determination, euthanized, hard work, life sucking, love working, Minds.., neet menace, neets, Parasitic, real Americans, running this country, serve our country, sweat, sweat pledge, Unity, wagies, Wagies United, work ethic, workers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magic Items Found:	6339
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the ultimate wage slave community! We work hard, we play hard, and we don’t take any crap from those lazy neets. On our server, you’ll experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building empires, all while upholding the sacred sweat pledge. Say goodbye to those parasitic neets and hello to a life of hard work and determination. Join us, and together we will conquer the virtual world one brick at a time!

Crazy Craft Inn

assassin business, Bad Boy Edition, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Craft, crazy, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, INN, loona, millie, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, shorts, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to the Bad Boy Edition Minecraft server! We got demons, princesses, and assassins running wild in Hell. Join us as we try to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in the kingdom. Build your own hotel or start your own assassin business with your demon crew. Check out the Hazbin Hotel pilot and Helluva Boss episodes for some crazy inspiration. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s raise some hell together! Server link: https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-server/ #BadBoyEdition #MinecraftMadness

RentCraft Server

arrangement, Boyfriend, coown.., Costs, daycare, family, Financial, Kids, living costs, Mother, PRESSURE, Property, Rent, rental value, RentCraft, Server, sister, Struggle, Support, temporary, work-life balance

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even soap operas can’t compete with.

Picture this: a property owned by a 34-year-old queen bee, her 71-year-old mother, a 1.5-year-old prince, and a 31-year-old fiancé. But wait, there’s more! The queen bee’s 38-year-old sister and her two kids are living in a granny flat on the property, paying only 50% of the rent value. Drama ensues when the sister’s 27-year-old boyfriend moves in, working full-time while she decides to go part-time for that sweet work/life balance.

But that’s not all – the queen bee is feeling the pressure as costs grow, with her partner taking on weekend work and the baby possibly going to daycare more often. Will she ask her sister and her boyfriend to pay more rent? Only time will tell on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft server!

Join us now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and build your own virtual paradise in the midst of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

ToetagEmpathyGone

birthday trip, boundary setting, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, financial disagreements, Gaslighting, hurt toe, lack of appreciation, personal growth, pet care, relationship issues, self reflection, self-care, ToetagEmpathyGone, toxic behavior

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6937
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life relationships! Join us for a fun and relaxing time filled with building, exploring, and mining – without any toxic behavior.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any stubbed toes or drunken outbursts. Instead, you can focus on creating the perfect virtual world for yourself and your friends. No more arguments over who should have bought the Christmas gifts or whose dog chewed whose boot – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us on this server and leave all the relationship drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t handle a little toe stubbing when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Build to your heart’s content and never worry about someone blaming you for losing their shorts again. It’s time to walk away from the drama and start crafting your own adventure on our server.