BabyBumpVacay | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runes Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the Mediterranean of blocky adventures! Just like the time I planned a SCUBA diving trip with my friends, but my wife decided to surprise me with a baby bump instead. Don’t worry, she said she’s cool with me going on this epic journey as long as I don’t miss the birth – priorities, right?

Join us on this server for some underwater exploration, where you can build your own virtual Mediterranean paradise while dodging virtual baby bumps. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diapers and baby bottles! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into the absurdity of our Minecraft world. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss (unless your pregnant wife says otherwise)!

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	577	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	95	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ores Mined:	3911
Dragon Eggs Found:	9320	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5385	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mines Excavated:	3417	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Secret Passages Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2630
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	660359	Animals Bred:	151
Emeralds Found:	9984	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Enchantments Applied:	200
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magic Items Found:	6220
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	247	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mines Excavated:	3488	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Farms Harvested:	273	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9845
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mines Excavated:	2413	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Enchantments Applied:	120
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Buildings Constructed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!