BabyBumpVacay | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the Mediterranean of blocky adventures! Just like the time I planned a SCUBA diving trip with my friends, but my wife decided to surprise me with a baby bump instead. Don’t worry, she said she’s cool with me going on this epic journey as long as I don’t miss the birth – priorities, right?

Join us on this server for some underwater exploration, where you can build your own virtual Mediterranean paradise while dodging virtual baby bumps. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diapers and baby bottles! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into the absurdity of our Minecraft world. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss (unless your pregnant wife says otherwise)!

SibSnitchCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

CraftyBorderWars

10. imports, 11. exports, 12. supply chain, 13. market, 14. consumers, 15. inflation, 16. global trade, 17. economic impact, 18. price increase, 19. trade war, 2. Mexico, 20. business strategy, 3. Canada, 4. prices, 5. competition, 6. tariffs, 7. trade, 8. economy, 9. manufacturing, CraftyBorderWars, USA-made competitors

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

PanamaCraft Server

cnn, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Military Action, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, Powerful, reiterates, retake, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Potions Brewed:	160	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

Armed Forces, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, casualty, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, highest ranking, international relations, landmine explosion, Military, military tactics, Oopsie, peace talks, Political, russia, Russias, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, War, war zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ores Mined:	9931	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	2677	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

Rare Disease Rave

bullous pemphigoid, Covid-19, COVID-19 mortality, Disease, england, England study, health, increased risk, mortality, pandemic, Planning, post-vaccination, public health, public health planning, rare, rare disease research, rare diseases, rare diseases research, rave, research, Risk, study, vaccination

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

Full Vanilla

31543, Budget, Cheating, COM, dc, Discord, Emerald, Enjoy, full, low, magmanode, Minecraft, PC, Plan, respectful, rules, RUN, Server, Slow, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Emeralds Found:	9823
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server	emerald.magmanode.com:31543
Discord	Join our Discord server
Rules	No cheating Be respectful

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why are the servers sometimes slow?	The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

New World Odyssey 1.21

#venting, anger, Anime, anime review, avoid this anime, Bad anime, criticism, Disappointment, faggotry, Frustration, hate, hated it, odyssey, RAGE, rant, regret, regret watching, Shinsekai Yori, wasted potential, wasted time, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

cancer treatment, comfort levels, Cool, energy efficiency, heat intolerance, heat sensitivity, home comfort, home environment, hormonal fluctuations, hot, hot flashes, household disagreements, marital disputes, medication side effects, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Server, summer cooling, temperature control, temperature preferences, thermostat wars, weight loss journey, winter heating

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7499	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

NoBoysAllowedMC

anniversary, Boyfriend, Church, Communication, date, Disrespecting, Effort, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, NoBoysAllowedMC, parents, refusing, rejection, reschedule, self worth, showing up, stood up, Tears, ungrateful, Waiting

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

Lash Wave Experiments

biological effects, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic radiation, experiments, exposure, eye anatomy, eye health, eye protection, eye safety, Eyelashes, eyelids, frequencies, health effects, human eye, lash, millimeter wave, millimeter wave technology, radiation, radiation absorption, radiation exposure, SIMULATIONS, Temperature Changes, WAVE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magic Items Found:	8701	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit millimeter wave exposure simulations for your eyeballs! watch as your eyelashes and eyelids get zapped with electromagnetic fields, giving you superpowers like laser vision and the ability to see through walls. who needs x-ray goggles when you have minecraft eyelid radiation absorption?! join now for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you seeing stars (literally). trust us, it’s eye-mazing!

The Perch

Community, Custom Features, Discord, great community, Ip:, listening to community, Map, MCMMO, refreshing features, Semi Vanilla, Survival, transparency

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!

We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.

• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/

We hope to see you join our great community soon!

mso.the-perch.net

Crafted Worlds 1.20.1

1.20.1, coding, crafted, Creative, CSS, design, digital presence, evanescent ink, freelance, html, internet presence, JavaScript, long tail tags, online identity, online portfolio, personal website, Portfolio, responsive design, web design, web developer, web development, Website, website creation, worlds

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8109	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder and chaos! Join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where anything is possible!

We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!

PierceCraft Minecraft Server

Aftercare, aita, body autonomy, child care, Communication, compromise, Decision making, ear piercings, Gender norms, INFECTIONS, Minecraft, Motherhood, overbearing, parenting, personal choice, PierceCraft, Piercing, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tattoos

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in letting your blocky avatar make its own choices! Just like this player’s daughter should have the choice to get her ears pierced when she’s ready, we believe in giving you the freedom to build, mine, and craft however you please.

Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.

Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!

WeddingBailCraft

AITAH, backing out, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, friend’s wedding, friendship, gossip, hurt, Invasive, overreacted, PAINFUL, party gossip, personal business, privacy, rash decision, second guessing, Trust, vulnerable, WeddingBailCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Buildings Constructed:	26	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Potions Brewed:	151	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of drama in real life? Looking for a place where you can escape all the gossip and betrayal? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where your personal business stays personal and your ex-boyfriend can’t follow you around.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!

NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Communication, Cruel, DATING, emotional pain, emotional trauma, emotions, harsh words, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hurtful, insensitive, love, love quotes, Minecraft, NoLuv4U, rejection, rejection quotes, relationships, Sad quotes, smp, unrequited love, worst response

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	3338	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	7

OMG, like, have you heard about this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. And, like, the admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was, like, so epic, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.