BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7903
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

Allergies, Boundaries, ceremony, comfort, compromise, dog, family, fear, fur baby, guests, love, Minecraft, pet-free, reception, rules, selfish, Server, sister, standing my ground, Support, Wedding, wedding gift, WeddingWoof

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockCraftExCoworker

BlockCraftExCoworker, Blocking, bullying, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, dry humor, early starters, ex-coworker, fast food place, friendship, Group Chat, instagram, letterboxd, movies, sarcasm, Slacker, snapchat, social media, talking stage, unfollowing, work friends

So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Secret Passages Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	5954	Mines Excavated:	2831

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Items Found:	1934	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Love Letters Sent:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	3795
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

altered perception, Altered Reality, changed perspective, changed worldview, enlightenment, expanded awareness, eye-opening, life changing, Minecraft, new outlook, new perspective, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in consciousness, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative shift, WorldView, WorldViewChanger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreeperLoveCraft

Affection, Clarity, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, deep, emotions, expressive, feelings, genuine, Heartwarming, Honest, Impactful, love, moment, realization, relationship, Romantic, Significant, soulmate, unforgettable, vulnerable

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.