Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Secret Passages Found: 7
Zombie Dances: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

    RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MissileDefenseCraft

    MissileDefenseCraft
    lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 246 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Potions Brewed: 28 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nail Clipping Simulator

    Nail Clipping Simulator
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

    On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

    So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Animals Bred: 52
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

    Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Excellent QoL Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Owned Economy Sell items at your own price
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
    Informative Discord Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
    Custom Help Menu Available 24/7 for assistance

    Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

    Q: Is the server whitelisted?

    A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

    Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

    Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

    A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

    Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

    A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

    Cute but Weak Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 194 Alien Abductions: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

    SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

    Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

    Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CologneCraft Minecraft Server

    CologneCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

    Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Enchantments Applied: 176
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBeastCraft

    BlockBeastCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

    So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Zombie Dances: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Farms Harvested: 931

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ColdWarCraft SMP

    ColdWarCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

    Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3242 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouTubeWeirdosCraft

    YouTubeWeirdosCraft
    Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

    From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Animals Bred: 116
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 362
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BanCraft Minecraft Server

    BanCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

    join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

    plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Alien Abductions: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Chimeras Created: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

    NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC
    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

    On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

    So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Farms Harvested: 681
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Toddler GoBot Fun Land

    Toddler GoBot Fun Land
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

    Chick Flicks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Ores Mined: 1927
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

    Nice For Once Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 New Chunks Explored: 162746
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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