BabyBlockerVacay | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	173	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1601	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	92	Dragons Tamed:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Farms Harvested:	888	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	119
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3108
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	2270
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Items Found:	2356	Infinity Stones Found:	2

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	79
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Gods Slained:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Animals Bred:	147
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	308742

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	30164	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1874	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Enchantments Applied:	120	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	949838

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7416	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Farms Harvested:	216

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Farms Harvested:	470
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!