BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Farms Harvested:	428	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Animals Bred:	165	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire, fight dragons, and ride unicorns!

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GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	87
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Items Found:	5203
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Love Letters Sent:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Alien Abductions:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Towns Built:	6	Mines Excavated:	2500

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	8923
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Animals Bred:	74	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2355
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Items Found:	7757

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crops Grown:	6803	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	162
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	5944
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2046	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	799	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Emeralds Found:	3635	Void Armor Forged:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!