BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2013	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	196
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ores Mined:	1810
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

cyber attack, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, geopolitical conflict, government institutions, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, russia, Russian institutions, Ukraine, Ukrainian hackers, UkrainianHackerzRusBust

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchantments Applied:	152	Farms Harvested:	559
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Authenticity, blocky, Identity, Individuality, introspection, its literally me, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, personal growth, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, UNIQUENESS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Farms Harvested:	567

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

1inch, alt wallets, AMA, aurora, Avi, Aviator, Breakout, BROWN, bybit, COINBASE, crypto.com, Expert, Fox, fud, fudded, fudding bags, Gate.io, hackens frontpage, LINEA, Logo, manipulate, mindless zombies, Minecraft, near.., Polygon, Questing, read between the lines, recoup losses, RESPONSIBILITY, Sami, smp, SOLD OUT, srilankan, top holder, vechain, WEB STORE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	9195	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

amicable breakup, Breakup, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, ex-couple, ex-partner, ex-relationship, ex-significant other, ex-spouse, ExBFFs, Exes, former partners, Friends, friendship, maintaining friendship, Minecraft, past relationships, reconciliation, relationships, smp, staying friends

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoobsNeedLoveToo

DATING, dating barriers, dating challenges, dating challenges for specific groups, dating difficulties, dating frustrations, dating hardships, dating hurdles, dating issues, dating obstacles, dating problems, dating roadblocks, dating setbacks, dating struggles, love, NoobsNeedLoveToo, relationships, Singles, social dynamics

Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

Ceasefire, Conflict, death, hezbollah, Hezbollah official, Hezbollah statement, HezbrosGoneWild, international relations, Israel, Israel-Hezbollah conflict, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Official, political tensions, Politics, regional stability, RIP, Senior, Senior official, Terrorism, truce efforts, truce negotiations

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
New Chunks Explored:	366799	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

Ancient, Ancient civilization, archaeological find, archaeologists, archaeology, burial mound, Ceremonial, discovery, Display, Excavation, historical, Horse sacrifice, human sacrifice, Minecraft, power, Power display, prehistoric, religious practice, ritual, sacrificial, sacrificial offering, Server, Siberia, Siberian culture, Unique ritual

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magic Items Found:	8622
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

Active, BOBS, Clans, Community, Discord, Events, Farming, Friendly staff, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Gravestones, Join, Kingdoms, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Party, pizza, secret, Server, smp, Survival, survival server

Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

alternative endings, Character development, cinematic universe, comic book adaptation, Conclusion, dark comedy, director’s vision, fan theories, film analysis, gotham city, iconic villain, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Joker 2, madness, mental health, Minecraft, movie sequel, plot twists, psychological thriller, smp, social commentary, speculation, unexpected resolution

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Emeralds Found:	2517	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.