BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

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LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Farms Harvested:	857
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1310
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Items Found:	8149
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Divine Spears Created:	25	New Chunks Explored:	504229
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

One Direction Sound Waves

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Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5355
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

“Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Animals Bred:	19
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	92	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Enchantments Applied:	109	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CreepyCrafters

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CatastrophicCraft

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so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
Factory	Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

Q: What mods are included in this server?

A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.