BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1628
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2592	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MomCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and verbal abuse? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about falling down the stairs and hitting your head, only to have someone refuse to call for help because it’s too inconvenient. We prioritize safety and well-being, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never shrug off your concerns or ignore your needs. Say goodbye to diabetic diets and hello to unlimited virtual snacks!

Join us now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life family issues when you can have virtual fun with us?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockyBuzz: HighCrafters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where the only drug we’re addicted to is the thrill of mining diamonds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll feel like you’re on the hardest drug you’ve ever done – except it’s just virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a few creepers trying to crash the party. Who needs drugs when you have the rush of finding that elusive stronghold or battling it out in epic PvP battles? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MexiCrafter Mayor: Headless Succession

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LOL come join dis Minecraft server where da mayor beheads peeps for funsies! It’s like a real-life game of thrones but with blocks and stuff. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragons Tamed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Plasma Saviors: COVID Crafters

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be savin’ lives like nobody’s business! Our convalescent plasma be so OP, it be savin’ between 16,476 and 66,296 lives in the US alone! Join us and be a hero, fightin’ off dem mobs and savin’ da world, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and unlimited enchanted golden apples for all our players. So come on, join da fun and be a part of somethin’ truly epic!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter Boulevard”

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to become a Healer Geist and save the virtual world from pixelated doom! Our Steam page is hotter than a lava pit, so make sure to check it out for all the deets.

But wait, there’s more! Want to report a bug or give feedback? Head over to our forums and let your voice be heard. Our latest patch is so lit, it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

To get in on the action, just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited. But remember, you gotta accept that friend request faster than you can say “creeper.” And don’t worry, we only accept non-autistic players (just kidding…maybe).

Ready to git gud? Start with the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and check out those public item builds. Oh, and don’t forget to play some bot matches for practice.

Looking for more resources? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider info. And if you’re a new player, we’ve got a guide that’ll have you mining like a pro in no time. Need help with advanced movement? We’ve got a guide for that too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become a legend in the world of Threadlocked! Trust us, it’s more fun than riding a pig off a cliff.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Villages Defended:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lonely Nights Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being bored and lonely during the wee hours of the night? Do you crave some late-night Minecraft shenanigans to keep you entertained? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we build, mine, and prank each other into oblivion. Need someone to chat with at 3am about the meaning of life? We got you covered. Want to team up with fellow insomniacs to take on the Ender Dragon in the middle of the night? We’re all about that!

So if you’re a night owl looking for some laughs and good times, hop on our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just make some lifelong friends and have some epic stories to tell about that time you built a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. See you in the Minecraft twilight zone!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OpportunityCraft: Just Mine it!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle against hordes of evil llamas. Build your own floating castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Bandits, a group of mischievous pigs who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their porky tyranny?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4476
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

One Direction Sound Waves

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Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the sound waves only travel in ONE direction? That’s right, no more annoying noises coming from all directions, just straight-up vibes in one direction only.

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of sound waves that actually follow the rules of physics. It’s like being in a crazy science experiment, but with blocks and creepers.

Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds calling your name. That’s right, diamonds that actually talk to you. Who needs friends when you have talking diamonds, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the sound waves guide you to victory, or something like that. Just join already, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	5221
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ores Mined:	3243

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Diversity PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

“Mother In Law” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky mother-in-laws in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the drama and build your dream world without any interfering in-laws! Join now and say goodbye to unwanted family members ruining your fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Madison appears and starts lecturing you about your life choices. Not on our server! Here, you can mine in peace without any judgmental mother-in-laws breathing down your neck.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle evil mother-in-laws in epic boss fights. Defeat them and claim their diamond-studded crowns as trophies for your victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to mother-in-law drama forever!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AEW Minecraft SMP Fan Girlfriend

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic base on our Minecraft SMP, when suddenly you hear a voice in the distance. You turn around and see a player dressed head-to-toe in WWE merch, chanting “John Cena” at the top of their lungs. But don’t worry, they’re not here to start a wrestling war – they’re just here to spread the love of all things sports entertainment!

Join our server and experience the ultimate showdown between AEW and WWE fans. Will you build a wrestling ring to settle your differences? Or will you team up with players from both sides to create the most epic wrestling show Minecraft has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground wrestling arena hidden somewhere on the server, where players can battle it out in epic wrestling matches for the ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and show your love for all things wrestling – no matter which side you’re on!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7181
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mines Excavated:	3549
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CreepyCrafters

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.