BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Villages Defended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

StepDaughterNoWillInheritance

alienation, cousins, estate distribution, Estate Planning, Fairness, family assets, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, Financial Planning, future planning, generational wealth, grandchildren, Inheritance, net worth, parents, Siblings, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, StepDaughterNoWillInheritance, Will

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to navigate through the estate planning maze, just like this 35-year-old mom trying to figure out who gets what. Will you be the executor of the server? Will you make sure everyone gets a fair share of virtual assets?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with 17-year-old twins and an 18-year-old stepdaughter who will keep you on your toes. Will you be the AH for not including everyone in the loot? Or will you be the hero who looks out for all the virtual kids and grandkids?

Join now for a chance to experience the drama, the wealth, and the questionable decisions that come with being part of this crazy Minecraft family. Who knows, you might even get a new car out of it (virtual, of course)! Don’t be an AH, join our server today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	635
Star Shards Collected:	220	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

Achievements, aspirations, Challenges, determination, dreams, EndOfYearGoals, Focus, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Milestones, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Planning, positivity, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CreepyCrafters

abnormal actions, bizarre conduct, creepy behavior, creepy tendencies, CreepyCrafters, disturbing habits, eerie conduct, odd behaviors, off-putting behavior, peculiar behaviors, social norms, societal acceptance, strange behavior, strange habits, uncanny habits, uncomfortable actions, unsettling actions, unsettling behavior, unsettling conduct, unusual actions, weird tendencies

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CatastrophicCraft

Attack, CATASTROPHIC, CatastrophicCraft, Claim, cyber criminals, cyber defense, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cyberattack, data breach, data security, digital attack, hackers, HACKING, information breach, internet archive, network breach, online attack, online security, security breach

so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	3591
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, ftb chunks, Join, Lootr, madness, Mekanism, Modded, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Server, Simply Swords, Technical, vinland

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
Factory	Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

Q: What mods are included in this server?

A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

Adults, animation, Anime, Character development, comedy, Coming of Age, Cultural differences, Entertainment, hopeful, humor, Japanese culture, Maturity, mc, Media, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, romcom, Server, slice of life, societal expectations, Stereotypes, television

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bros, buck breaking, Challenges, chief, chief bros, Community, determination, empowerment, feeling defeated, growth, Minecraft, Oppression, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, Reffie, resilience, self-care, smp, solidarity, strength, Struggle, Support, Unity

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	431	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StepMomsRipoffTax

AITAH, blended family, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family responsibilities, financial boundaries, financial pressure, Guilt, guilt trip, open marriage, parental neglect, Parental Pressure, Siblings, step mother, step siblings, StepMomsRipoffTax, Tantrum

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PhaseCrazeCraft

defining moments, growth mindset., Life Changes, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life phases, life transformation, life transitions, overcoming challenges, personal development, personal evolution, personal growth, PhaseCrazeCraft, Phases, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, transformation

Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	3304	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

Astronomy, Astrophysics, cosmic discoveries, discoveries, Fun, Galactic, Galactic Outflows, Galactic Structure, galaxies, Giant Magnetic Halo, Halo, magnetic, magnetic fields, Magnetic Resonance, measurements, Milky Way, research, Science, space exploration, space phenomena, Star-forming Activities, Stars, Universe, X-ray Emitting Halo

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Emeralds Found:	491	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

beer me, claim waifu, enjoy your day, entrance, free seat in hell, lewds, lurkers get stoned, Minecraft, no sleep edition, Palace, PIXEL, post waifu, rp, Server, swiper don’t swipe, Trips, waifu, Water

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3679

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

& Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

ADA/BTC, ALGO/BTC, altcoins, BNB/BTC, creeper, cryptocurrency, Diamond, DOGE/BTC, dump, ETH/BTC, explosion, GRT/BTC, LINK/BTC, LTC/BTC, market analysis, MATIC/BTC, Minecraft, Pickaxe, realization, second best, SHIB/BTC, smp, SOL/BTC, Trading, XRP/BTC

Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NoTrespassingZone

boundary dispute, boundary disputes, fence issues, land clearing, land ownership, neighbor conflict, Neighbor conflicts, neighbor dispute, neighbor disputes, neighbor issues, NoTrespassingZone, property boundaries, property disputes, property lines, property maintenance, property rights

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Potions Brewed:	53	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftyHacksMC

advice, clever tips, CraftyHacksMC, creativity, diy, efficiency, everyday solutions, Hacks, innovative ideas, life hack, life improvement, Life skills, organization, practical, problem solving, productivity, smart solutions, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, useful hacks

Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

1.21.X, ADMIN, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, disappear, Discord, Economy, Faster, Friends, Graves, Homes, lava, market, Minecraft, Noreset, pay to win, Ranks, reunion, Roles, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Webstore

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
New Chunks Explored:	402741	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!