BabyBlocker2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NoobsNeedLoveToo

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Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	1346	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

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LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

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Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1009
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

burden, court battles., court orders, dna testing, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflicts, family dynamics, family holidays, forced, forced relationships, FUNLAND, inclusion, moms, mother’s actions, parental issues, parental responsibilities, Resentment, selfish behavior, sibling relationships, unwanted presence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Potions Brewed:	80	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the pandemic never happened because we live in a parallel universe where zombies are the only threat! That’s right, no masks, no social distancing, just pure unadulterated chaos as we fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build our dream bases. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. So if you’re tired of the same old boring survival servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelPensionPitfalls

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ores Mined:	1063
Farms Harvested:	599	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PassportPanicMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

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join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.