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Gooned to Ai Uehara’s Minecraft SMP Fat Juicy Booty

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we worship the one and only Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.

But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Farms Harvested:	577
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, emotional well being, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, personal journey, privacy, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, therapy notes, therapy progress, therapy session, TherapyCraft, transparency, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Forget therapy, join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore our virtual world. Who needs communication skills when you can just chat with other players through the in-game chat? Plus, our pixelated therapist is always available to listen to your problems and offer advice (Disclaimer: our therapist is actually just a villager in a lab coat).

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy notes when you have diamond swords and creepers to worry about?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Secret Passages Found:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GirlsNightCraft

activities, Bonding, boys night, children, Communication, exclusion, family dynamics, father daughter, father son, favoritism, Gender Roles, girls night, GirlsNightCraft, Mother Daughter, mother son, movies, parenting, quality time, relationships, sports

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to treat all players equally, just like this mom tries to with her kids (but fails miserably)!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance the love and attention between two children, just like this mom struggles to do with Layla and Jacob. Will you be the favorite child, or will you have to fight for attention like Layla?

Immerse yourself in our server where you can bond with your virtual family members over sports, movies, and more, just like this dad does with Jacob. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get excluded from activities and conversations just like Layla!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for playing favorites or trying to make up for it by spending quality time with each child individually. Just make sure not to anger any parents by prioritizing one child over the other, unless you want to face the wrath of a Minecraft version of this dad!

So come join our server and experience the drama, the love, and the chaos of trying to balance family dynamics while building your virtual world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	162
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	859
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

StrangerCraft: Wholesome Deeds

brightening someone’s day, community support, compassion, deeds, faith in humanity, Feel-Good, Generosity, Good deeds, Gratitude, Heartwarming, Human Connection, Kindness, paying it forward, positive interactions, random acts of kindness, small gestures, spreading joy, stranger kindness, StrangerCraft, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where strangers just ignore you? Well, look no further because on our server, strangers will not only be nice to you, but they will also build you a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! That’s right, our players are so generous that they will shower you with gifts and compliments just for logging on. Join now and experience the most wholesome and heartwarming community in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Items Found:	6976
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Belarus, Conflict, CraftyKids, discrimination, eastern europe, education, enemies, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, international relations, Minecraft, minority rights, own people, political manipulation, Propaganda, psychological abuse, reeducating, Report, Server, social control, Ukrainian children, violations

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got Belarusian teachers reeducating Ukrainian children into ‘enemies of their own people’! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for some wild adventures and questionable educational practices. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Come see for yourself and join the madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… maybe.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Foreign Minister, global affairs, historical atrocities, human rights violations, international relations, KIDNAPPING, KidnappingCraft, Nazi crimes, Polish, political tensions, Russian, Speech, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian children, UN speech, united nations, War Crimes, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5095	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Muscle Maidens

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	New Chunks Explored:	447702
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Polish Threads Minecraft Server

Board, Community, country pride, cultural appreciation, cultural exchange, discussion, Diversity, forum, global perspective, International, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, Online Community, patriotism, Poland, Poles, Polish, pride in heritage, Server, sharing knowledge, Threads, Unity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crops Grown:	2477
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Star Shards Collected:	170	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mom’s Stepkid Showdown Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional impact, family activities, family dynamics, family time, Frustration, ice cream tradition, individual needs, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, neglect, Parent-child relationship, personal space, Prioritization, Resentment, Server, showdown, step siblings, stepchildren, stepfamily issues, Stepkid

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and have some epic adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family – without any unwanted stepkids tagging along!

On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.

Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft, brother, Defensive, dirty dishes, dropping out of college, figuring things out, freeloading bum, Gaming, get it together, grow up, Harsh, Job, messy apartment, PAJAMAS, Productive, pushing him, social media, taking a break, Trash, wasting his life, yelling at game

Are you tired of living with a freeloading bum who spends all day gaming and making a mess of your place? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any messy roommates!

Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!

So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crops Grown:	5800
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2153

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyComforts

baking, comfort, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyComforts, Exercise, favorite activity, gardening, hobbies, journaling, leisure, meditation, mindfulness, pampering, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, watching movies, yoga

If your favorite activity is building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is filled with magical llamas that grant wishes and rainbows that shoot out diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS RUSSIAN LADY WITH A SPY HEARING AID! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION! WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT YOUTUBER AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH LAVA! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #SPYHEARINGAID #MINECRAFTLITNESS

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PagerBombPvP

CASUALTIES, casualties report, casualties statistics, Conflict, explosive devices, fighters, hezbollah, Hezbollah fighters, Injuries, LIMBS, MIDDLE EAST, pager bombs, PagerBombPvP, Report, Sight, Terrorism, War, war casualties, war injuries, war report

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is so lit that even Hezbollah fighters are losing their minds (and limbs) over it! Like, imagine playing on a server so epic that even terrorists can’t resist joining.

We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).

So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Gender Wars

academic strengths, achievement, Analysis, Boys, Crafty, disparities, education, findings, gender, gender differences, gender-equal countries, Girls, Global, Implications, learning, Performance, reading, research, Science, study, trends, Wars, worldwide

So, like, this server is like totally out of this world, ya know? We got girls slayin’ it in reading and boys crushin’ it in science, like whoa! And get this, in this server, the girls are like the queens of the land, ruling over all with their epic reading skills. And the boys? Well, they’re like the mad scientists, creating crazy contraptions and blowing stuff up left and right. It’s a total gender showdown, but in the most epic way possible. So, if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and show off your academic strengths in the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1