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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6823 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Farms Harvested: | 688 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that), diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll be questioning why you haven’t joined sooner!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.
So why aren’t you having kids in your country? Because you’re too busy joining our insane Minecraft server and living your best blocky life, that’s why!