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The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Star Shards Collected:	284	New Chunks Explored:	292848
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6691	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	304	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mines Excavated:	1639	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Animals Bred:	87
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Farms Harvested:	442	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Star Shards Collected:	121
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7703
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3