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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 355 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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