Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Towns Built:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	4135

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crops Grown:	9130
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Potions Brewed:	160	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4402
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	132	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

All Might Pizza Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to All Might Pizza, where we serve up slices of justice and extra cheese! Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to Detroit Smash your tastebuds with our legendary pizza creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rub elbows with pro-heroes like Ochako and witness epic love hotel shenanigans with Kacchan, Iida, and Todoroki. Who needs a hero license when you can have a slice of the action in our crazy world?

Don’t worry if you’re not invited to the love hotel, there’s plenty of fun to be had in our SMP. Build your own hero base, battle mobs with your superpowers, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for All Might’s pizza sauce.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at All Might Pizza SMP for a Plus Ultra day of adventure and laughter!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyBedBuddies Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special challenge where you have to build a love shack with your Minecraft crush and get it on in the most unusual place possible! From the top of a giant cactus to the depths of the Nether, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to win the title of the most creative love shack builder in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyRedFlagz

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Hey gamers of Reddit, ever been on a date with a guy who thinks diamonds are useless in Minecraft? That’s a major red flag! But fear not, because on our server, we worship diamonds like they’re the rarest treasure in the world. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find your diamond-loving soulmate along the way. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a full set of enchanted diamond armor, am I right? So come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WarriorsCraft Minecraft Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a cancelled film screening at the zurich film festival! we got russians at war, we got explosions, we got chaos galore! who needs a film festival when you can witness all the action in game?! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you have short term memory loss, in which case, join again for the first time)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HungaryCraft: No Orbán Defense LOL

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come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off attackers like ukraine but with a twist! instead of defending ourselves, we just throw potatoes at them and hope for the best. it’s a real potato party up in here. plus, our leader is a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so come on down and join the chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1048
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Zombie Dances:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sloth Survival Server

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE SLOTHS FROM EXTINCTION?! WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT SLOTH SANCTUARY! 🦥🏝️

WE’VE GOT SLOTHS OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES, FROM TINY BABY SLOTHS TO MASSIVE MEGA SLOTHS THAT CAN CRUSH A WHOLE VILLAGE WITH ONE SWIPE OF THEIR CLAW! 😂👊

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET TO RIDE ON THE BACK OF A FLYING SLOTH AND SOAR THROUGH THE SKY LIKE A MAJESTIC SLOTH ANGEL! 🚀🦥

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! COME JOIN US AND SAVE THE SLOTHS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! SLOTHS RULE, EVERYTHING ELSE DROOLS! 🌈🦥💖

SEE YOU IN THE SLOTH SANCTUARY, SLOTH LOVERS! 🤪🦥🌟

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3506	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.