””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Fake Polls Minecraft Server

    Fake Polls Minecraft Server
    Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • / Brit Minecraft SMP

    / Brit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BlockyMind

    BlockyMind
    Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

    BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!
    u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Digimon General Minecraft Server

    Digimon General Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

    And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 957210 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1810
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Crops Grown: 1464

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

    ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

    2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

    3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

    4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Star Shards Collected: 204

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

    DadGoneCoworkerSnitch
    Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Gods Slained: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

    AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 81 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

    BlockyParliament Minecraft Server
    so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3992 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

    TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024
    join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

    we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

    if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

    don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    Hello Minecraft fans!

    We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

    Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

    What awaits you at Longway?

    – Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

    – Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

    – Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

    And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

    Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

    We are waiting for you and your friends!

    IP: longway.fun

    Port: 25668

    Version: 1.21

    Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Crops Grown: 4620

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Thug Life Minecraft Server

    Thug Life Minecraft Server
    Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

    Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

    So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

    Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BridalBlunderCraft

    BridalBlunderCraft
    Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

    Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

    Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Dimension Hops: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

    HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP
    Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1426 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Star Shards Collected: 212

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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