””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Enchantments Applied: 183 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

    The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

    But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • StepMomsRipoffTax

    StepMomsRipoffTax
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PhaseCrazeCraft

    PhaseCrazeCraft
    Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

    From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 202 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

    Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

    join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

    plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

    No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

    Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Star Shards Collected: 196
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

    & Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion
    Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

    Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

    We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 235 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NoTrespassingZone

    NoTrespassingZone
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

    Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7209 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Crops Grown: 2196 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyHacksMC

    CraftyHacksMC
    Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

    Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Animals Bred: 181
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

    Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset
    IP reunionsmp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

    Overview:

    This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

    Features:

    • Community Decided Features
    • Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
    • A Robust Claim System
    • Homes
    • Paid Cosmetics
    • Graves
    • Discord Connectivity
    • Some Vanilla Tweaks
    • A Player Economy

    Market:

    The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

    Ranks:

    We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

    Roles:

    Owner – Go_ing

    Admin – Splooshium

    FAQ:

    Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market? Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
    Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
    Question: How can I access the server’s claim system? Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Dimension Hops: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

    Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

    So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

    This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 244
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BlockBusterJoy

    BlockBusterJoy
    Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

    So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

    PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

    We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

    We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

    Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform BEDROCK

    Overview:

    Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

    What We’re Not:

    If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

    If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

    Join Our Discord

    Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

    FAQ

    1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

    Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

    2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

    We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

    3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

    As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

    4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

    We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

    5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

    Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mines Excavated: 1313
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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