””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Emeralds Found:	5260	Dragon Eggs Found:	9103
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	222
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EndOfYearGoals Minecraft SMP

Achievements, aspirations, Challenges, determination, dreams, EndOfYearGoals, Focus, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Milestones, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, Planning, positivity, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or hunt down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a watermelon helmet! Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server – unless you count the time we accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens on the entire village. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	278	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CreepyCrafters

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts all normal and stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us and embrace your inner creepiness as we celebrate all the bizarre and wacky behavior that most people would find creepy. From building giant statues of creepy clowns to creating secret underground lairs filled with spooky surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly “Creepy Costume Contest” where players can show off their most disturbing and unsettling outfits for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So if you’re ready to let your freak flag fly and join a community of fellow weirdos, then come on down to our server and get ready for some seriously creepy fun! Just remember, the creepier, the better!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	64
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CatastrophicCraft

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so, u ever heard of a minecraft server that got attacked by hackers? well, this server is so epic that even hackers wanna mess with it! they tried to take it down but failed cuz this server is like a fortress of awesomeness. join now and be part of the chaos, fight off hackers, and build the most epic creations ever seen in minecraft history. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get superpowers in the game. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and be a part of something legendary!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3028	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Magic Items Found:	6887
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Vinland Adventure: Now with 110% more modded madness! Join us on the new server!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, ftb chunks, Join, Lootr, madness, Mekanism, Modded, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Productive Bees, Server, Simply Swords, Technical, vinland

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Alex’s Mobs, Awesome Dungeons
Factory	Blood Magic, Productive Bees, Simply Swords

Join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Q: How can I join the Minecraft server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP address provided.

Q: What mods are included in this server?

A: Some of the main mods are listed in the table above, including Create, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Please refer to the server’s Discord channel or website for the rules and guidelines.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Adults Hopeful Minecraft Server

Adults, animation, Anime, Character development, comedy, Coming of Age, Cultural differences, Entertainment, hopeful, humor, Japanese culture, Maturity, mc, Media, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, romcom, Server, slice of life, societal expectations, Stereotypes, television

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace our inner teens in a romcom! Join us for some hilarious antics and chaotic fun as we build, mine, and explore like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs maturity when you can have a blast like this? So come on, join us and let your inner teen shine!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Reffie Chief Bros Minecraft SMP

Adversity, bros, buck breaking, Challenges, chief, chief bros, Community, determination, empowerment, feeling defeated, growth, Minecraft, Oppression, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, Reffie, resilience, self-care, smp, solidarity, strength, Struggle, Support, Unity

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is ruled by the almighty Refie/Chief Bros, a mysterious figure who will challenge you in ways you never thought possible. Legend has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

StepMomsRipoffTax

AITAH, blended family, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family responsibilities, financial boundaries, financial pressure, Guilt, guilt trip, open marriage, parental neglect, Parental Pressure, Siblings, step mother, step siblings, StepMomsRipoffTax, Tantrum

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant requests for money? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any entitled stepmothers or tantrum-throwing parents in sight. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be screaming about on our server is how much fun you’re having! So leave the real world behind and join us for a crazy good time.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PhaseCrazeCraft

defining moments, growth mindset., Life Changes, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life phases, life transformation, life transitions, overcoming challenges, personal development, personal evolution, personal growth, PhaseCrazeCraft, Phases, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, transformation

Are you tired of living a boring, phase-less life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up! Join us and embark on a wild journey through the craziest phases you never knew you needed.

From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Galactic Magnetic Halo Fun

Astronomy, Astrophysics, cosmic discoveries, discoveries, Fun, Galactic, Galactic Outflows, Galactic Structure, galaxies, Giant Magnetic Halo, Halo, magnetic, magnetic fields, Magnetic Resonance, measurements, Milky Way, research, Science, space exploration, space phenomena, Star-forming Activities, Stars, Universe, X-ray Emitting Halo

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, guess what, we got a giant magnetic halo wrapped around our server just like the milky way! it’s like, so cool, bro.

join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?

plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join our Waifu thread where you can claim your very own waifu and post her for all to see. But beware, Swiper is lurking and he may swipe your waifu if you’re not careful (unless you roll trips or higher)!

No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).

Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	245
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	256
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

& Diamond Pickaxe Minecraft SMP & Creeper Explosion

ADA/BTC, ALGO/BTC, altcoins, BNB/BTC, creeper, cryptocurrency, Diamond, DOGE/BTC, dump, ETH/BTC, explosion, GRT/BTC, LINK/BTC, LTC/BTC, market analysis, MATIC/BTC, Minecraft, Pickaxe, realization, second best, SHIB/BTC, smp, SOL/BTC, Trading, XRP/BTC

Are you tired of getting dumped on by the cryptocurrency market? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing getting dumped is the lava in the Nether.

Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	6870
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Items Found:	1897

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NoTrespassingZone

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some neighborly disputes and property line drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?

But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!

Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyHacksMC

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Are you tired of boring old life hacks like using a paperclip to reset your router? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack: building a virtual empire to escape the monotony of real life.

Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Reunion: Where your friends disappear faster than diamonds in lava! SMP 1.21.X Vanilla No-Reset

1.21.X, ADMIN, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, disappear, Discord, Economy, Faster, Friends, Graves, Homes, lava, market, Minecraft, Noreset, pay to win, Ranks, reunion, Roles, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Webstore

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Overview:

This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market:

The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.

Ranks:

We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

FAQ:

Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market?	Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds.
Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits.
Question: How can I access the server’s claim system?	Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Ores Mined:	8050	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Deployers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to deploy yourself into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Our server is like no other, with lava pits that shoot out diamonds, pigs that can fly, and creepers that break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.