B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	222	Unicorn Sightings:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2272	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	99	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6353	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Towns Built:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8214

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Armor Forged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Towns Built:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!