AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

AZPBMD, banned clients, Chaos, Enjoy, Fashioned, Good, Inappropriate for Children, instagram, late 2019, MAYHEM, meets, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No hacking, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Starting, tiktok, true vanilla feel, Unmoderated Chat, Vanilla, x-raying

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mines Excavated:	1254	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4178	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	151
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crops Grown:	5398	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ores Mined:	3410	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	164530	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Emeralds Found:	6214	Dragons Tamed:	2

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9942

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5415	Emeralds Found:	9690
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!