AzeriaMC Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5838
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	4498
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Emeralds Found:	6360	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7078	Star Shards Collected:	282
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	20

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	9606
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ores Mined:	672
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Animals Bred:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	91/800	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Buildings Constructed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3