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The Kam Schizo’s Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t believe the shiz that goes down there! Picture this: a land full of unicorns, rainbow bridges, and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS! And guess what? The pigs poop out diamonds, like, what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.

Complaining About Racist Backlash Minecraft SMP

activism, Backlash, civil rights, complaining, cultural ignorance, discrimination, discrimination backlash, INEQUALITY, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial prejudice, racial tension, racist, racist backlash, smp, Social Issues, social justice, systemic racism, uncultured

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some outrageous fun! Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the blocky hero who is determined to build the biggest diamond castle in all the land. But watch out, because Herobrine is lurking in the shadows, ready to steal all your precious diamonds and turn your house into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get us started on the drama between the villagers and the zombie pigmen – it’s like a soap opera in block form! So come on down and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary builder or the king of the server – just don’t forget to watch out for those pesky creepers!

HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8745	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

Bro’s Blocky Hoodie

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of living in your girlfriend’s hoodie because it smells like her and reminds you of her? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the male equivalent of that hoodie! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every block smells like victory and reminds you of the epic battles you’ve won. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you’ll attract all the creepers who want to be your friends. So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own epic love story with blocks!

Snake Scales Monkey Radar

MONKEY, Radar, scales, SNAKE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got monkeys spotting snakes like it’s nobody’s business! Our scientists have discovered that these monkeys are like ninja snake detectors, all thanks to the snake scales being a visual cue. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but in Minecraft! Join now and see if you can spot the sneaky snakes before the monkeys do! It’s a wild ride, baby!

⚔️The Nitrogen Network⚔️

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Connect, console, Discord, Events, Feedback, Gear, Join, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, Players, PvP, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

The Nitrogen Network Overview

Server Features	Description
Survival SMP	Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes
Skyblock	Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, Co-Op Options
Upgrade Wars	Casual PVP game with gear upgrades and in-game unlocks
Vote Rewards	Players can claim free rewards by voting for the server
Community Feedback	Server listens to player feedback for improvements
Constant Updates	Servers are constantly evolving for the best player experience
Seasonal Events	Festive events around holidays and season changes

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network server?

A: You can join by using the server IP: play.nitrogen.zone or adding “NitrogenSMP” as a friend on console.

Q: What is the Discord server for Nitrogen Network?

A: You can join the Discord server at discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz.

Q: What is the main game mode on the server?

A: The main game modes include Survival SMP, Skyblock, and Upgrade Wars.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, controversial themes, dark themes, emotional impact, emotional manipulation, Ethereal, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Jealousy, love triangles, Manga, mature content, moral dilemmas, NTR, psychological effects, relationship dynamics, Romance genre, Skylands, storytelling, trust issues

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8300	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Love Letters Sent:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Bro, forget about NTR drama and come join our Minecraft server where we have epic adventures and no NTR nonsense!

We got creepers exploding left and right, just like your mind when you see your favorite waifu getting stolen in a manga.

Join us for some blocky fun and leave the NTR drama behind, because here we only care about building epic structures and exploring the pixelated world.

Don’t be a sad weeb, be a happy miner on our server where the only heartbreak you’ll experience is when your diamond pickaxe breaks.

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft magic together!

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Aglaea, Amphoreus, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, firefly, Fugue, Gallagher, general, herta, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, misha, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Resources, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Yukong

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and insane shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive previews, trailers, and sneak peeks that will blow your mind. From “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn” to “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” our server is constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our character banners and drip marketing. With 5* Ice Erudition, Lightning Remembrance, and Ice Remembrance, you’ll be decked out in the coolest gear around.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

VortexVG

anti cheat, Auction, Community, developer, Events, Expansion, Gaming, Maze, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Play, profit, Progression, quality of life, Ranks, Server, Shop, Staff, Upgrade, VortexVG

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Game Mode	Description
Bedwars	3 maps, solos, squads, 8v8, old combat, Hypixel-styled shops, stat-tracking
SkyWars	Unlockable kits, item voting, new biomes map, fast-paced combat, stat-tracking
SkyBlock	Create your own island, automated shop, progress through island ranks, sell items for profit
KitPvP	Huge map, custom anti-cheat, stat-tracking, intense combat
Lifesteal SMP	5000×5000 map, little rules, vanilla map, quality-of-life commands
Skymining	8 mines, custom-scripted prestige mines, pickaxe progression, parkour map
Prison	4 mines, armor upgrades, weapon progression, classic PvP

FAQ

Q: Is this server pay-to-win?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win aspect on this server.

Q: How many maps are available in Bedwars?

A: There are 3 maps available for Bedwars.

Q: Are there any custom features in SkyBlock?

A: Yes, there are automated shop and auction house features in SkyBlock.

Q: Can I play with friends on SkyBlock?

A: Yes, you can create your own island with friends in SkyBlock.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, there is a custom maze, routine-based events, parkour, and more available on the server.

Realm of the Vulgar Wanderer 1.20.1

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7586	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s the craziest, most insane server out there! We got players who come here because they have the aids and the pox, like what even is that? And get this, there’s this one dude who apparently rapes chickens, but only the ones without eggholes. Like, what kind of messed up server is this? But hey, if you’re into that kind of wild and wacky stuff, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

> switches operating systems Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate challenge of switching operating systems! We promise you’ll have a blast as you navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, trying to survive the dangers of Windows, macOS, and Linux. Who knows, maybe you’ll even disappear into the digital abyss and become a legend among players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can conquer the ultimate operating system challenge!

LandWarsMinecraftSMP

border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Countries, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical strategy, global politics, imperialism, international relations, land disputes, LandWarsMinecraftSMP, Military conquest, modern warfare, nationalism, power struggle, resource control, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, territorial integrity, War Tactics

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Lol, forget about countries bro, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got land for days and we ain’t fighting over it like those silly countries. We got creepers blowing stuff up, zombies trying to eat your brains, and skeletons shooting arrows at you like they’re in the Olympics.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that breathe fire and roast marshmallows for us.

So why waste time with boring old countries when you can join our crazy Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

KazakhstanCraft: Sky High Chaos

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1309
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with russian air defenses for funsies! 38 people died but who cares when you can join the chaos and destruction in our virtual world! we expect russia to acknowledge our epicness and maybe even join in on the fun! evasive kremlin’s reaction? pfft, they’re just jealous they’re not part of our crazy minecraft adventures! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget (unless you crash and burn like that plane, lol)!

ValorSmp

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, climates, collaborate, Community, culture, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, FRIENDSHIPS, geography, Ip:, Map, Minecraft, Realistic, Server, smp, TOWN, Trade, ValorSmp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Server Name	ValorSMP
Server Type	Towny Earth Adventure
Map Scale	1:500 Earth map
IP Address	[Coming Soon]
Discord	Join Discord

Overview

Join ValorSMP, a vibrant community where you can explore a massive Earth map, build towns, engage in friendly interactions, participate in events, and experience realistic gameplay.

FAQ

1. How do I join ValorSMP?

Currently, the IP address for ValorSMP is coming soon. Please join our Discord server for updates and community discussions.

2. What can I do in ValorSMP?

In ValorSMP, you can build your own town with friends, establish an economy, explore the Earth map, participate in events, and engage with a friendly community.

3. Are there any community events in ValorSMP?

Yes, ValorSMP hosts exciting events, competitions, and challenges to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging for players.

4. Is the gameplay on ValorSMP realistic?

ValorSMP offers a true-to-life Earth map with biomes, climates, and geography that mirror our world, providing a realistic and immersive gameplay experience.

5. How can I connect with other players in ValorSMP?

You can connect with other players, make friendships, and collaborate on epic adventures by joining the ValorSMP Discord server and interacting with the community.

Players:	93/400	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3360	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2