| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6780 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 282 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
AzaleaMc.net
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 8545 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 8338 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 437 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 461 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8440 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 5868 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 69 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9591 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7534 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 88 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3556 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3635 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 305 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 21 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4124 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1665 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8072 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 237348 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1719 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 3382 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1786 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Votes: | 6646 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 299 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4769 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 188 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 124 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8340 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6696 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2070 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
