| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2961 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8895 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2337 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 172 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.
From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3239 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 40 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9650 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Crops Grown: | 8326 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8024 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.
we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7726 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6444 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| IP Address | softslayer.com |
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Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.
We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉
Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8160 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.
You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7729 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).
So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6343 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Farms Harvested: | 983 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.
And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!
So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7711 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6547 | Mines Excavated: | 1273 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.
So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3572 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Mines Excavated: | 2006 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9420 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 652 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7349 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7459 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4727 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 319131 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| IP | casualminecraft.fun |
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| Bedrock | play.casualminecraft.fun (19132) |
What We’re About: Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.
Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!
Builders Needed: Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5831 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 189 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1934 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
We have a unique system where you can trade, sell, or even battle for the most stylish pants in the game. No more struggling to find the right fit, as our virtual tailors will custom-make pants just for you.
But beware, jealousy and insecurities run rampant in our pixelated world. Will you be the one to snatch up the coveted pants before your friend does? Or will you let them try on the pants of your dreams, only to watch them prance around in style?
Join our server now and let the pants party begin! Who knew virtual fashion could be so intense?
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7347 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
I mean, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party with creepers and skeletons dancing to dubstep music, it was lit AF! And don’t even get me started on the time I found a village full of villagers who only spoke in memes, it was like living in a real-life meme generator!
Plus, the owner of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how cool is that? He gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off, it’s insane!
So yeah, if you want to experience the most underrated place in Minecraft and have the time of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something, LOL.
