| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5664 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7908 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
play.agnetwork.fun:50506
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9792 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4827 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8875 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Potions Brewed: | 59 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7554 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 280 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6923 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3348 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 275 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6763 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1594 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8965 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 263 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 130 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6373 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7270 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 3198 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Votes: | 3242 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2422 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 8823 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4951 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1110 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
