| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 2221 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6110 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 51 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Aystreams.Ayaan.Maahin
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6110 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 198 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2513 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 222 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 296 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5634 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9651 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3653 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7668 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2259 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8277 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 227 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 366 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 1864 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 877 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8529 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5272 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Crops Grown: | 8068 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6963 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 215 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2365 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 859241 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8171 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 611 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Votes: | 7448 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
