| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7214 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8078 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 5272 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7759 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2375 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3135 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7789 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 97 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2977 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 523 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 115 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9184 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5377 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1473 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1919 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3732 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 520 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 200944 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 325 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 9581 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 9875 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 9702 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 222 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 162 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3309 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5871 | Votes: | 1429 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
