AxeCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got more action than a dude with an axe in Hamburg! Join us and you’ll be dodging bullets like it’s Euro 2024, except you won’t get shot by the police…hopefully.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than a helicopter blade. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or a wild axe-wielding maniac, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those Hamburg police…they don’t mess around.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	80
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	469
Void Gems Collected:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Star Shards Collected:	286	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mines Excavated:	2784	Animals Bred:	175

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magic Items Found:	8131	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Farms Harvested:	234	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Power of Rings SMP

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Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Star Shards Collected:	174
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NoRegretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WeirdoCraft

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Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

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lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7348
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	142	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2476
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.