AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion in a world of pure vanilla 1.20.6! EU players unite against hacks and resets.

1.20.6, alliances, Anarchy, AwkwardVanilla, building, Chaos, Community, confusion, developers, Economy, ENCOUNTERS, EXCITEMENT, freedom, gameplay, Griefing, HACKING, Hacks, meets, Players, Plugins, Projects, Pure, Raiding, Resets, semi anarchy, Skills, Surprise, Survival, Teleportation, unite, Vanilla, world

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1695
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	1264
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

New Minecraft Servers

UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking

IP	uneasyvanilla.com
Version	1.20.6
Website	https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/
Discord	https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.

Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you!

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks/cheats on this server?

A: No, using hacks/cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins on the server?

A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla Minecraft server with no gameplay-altering plugins.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on UneasyVanilla.

Q: Can I teleport or set a home location?

A: No, there is no teleportation or sethome feature on the server.

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5110	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	88	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mines Excavated:	4575
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	6884	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	4002	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	185
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	304666
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Farms Harvested:	561	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Animals Bred:	120	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Animals Bred:	128	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Farms Harvested:	492	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2419	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.