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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2529 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.
But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.
So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
