Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 381 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Zombie Dances: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 4907

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

    Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

    Baby Minecraft SMP Hype
    Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

    ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

    So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Magic Items Found: 4596
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BabyMamaDramaLOL

    BabyMamaDramaLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

    Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Enchantments Applied: 260
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

    EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!
    Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Crops Grown: 9663
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Void Armor Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Creeper Crush!

    Creeper Crush!
    Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

    Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

    GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady
    come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

    our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6841 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Gods Slained: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2290 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

    Plastic Slayer’s PET Party
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

    imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

    so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

    BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

    RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • 🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

    🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

    Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

    Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

    Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

    Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

    Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

    Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

    What to Expect?

    Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
    Casual Environment
    Active Discord/Realm
    Community Elected Positions

    If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server? A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
    Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
    Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Land – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

    Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society
    Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Crops Grown: 5692
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SibSnap Minecraft Server

    SibSnap Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

    Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

    Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

    So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

    DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

    HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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