AwkwardDateMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2835
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild date that never stops getting awkward!

Join us for a chance to experience crazy situations like accidentally proposing to a villager instead of trading with them, getting stuck in a never-ending loop of falling into lava, or trying to impress your crush by building a giant statue of their Minecraft skin only to have it come to life and start terrorizing the server.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a really epic base.

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	267
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crops Grown:	2731	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	546
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ores Mined:	8773	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	8193	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	92	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	140
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3805	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!