Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!

But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.

And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Buildings Constructed: 8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Ores Mined: 3230 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 35

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Towns Built: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

    Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Crops Grown: 7974

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

    UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

    Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Alien Abductions: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

    Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

    Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

    But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

    Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

    Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

    But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Buildings Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

    Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

    Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

    Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 931

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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