Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!

But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.

And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 819 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount, which you can ride into battle against creeper armies and skeleton archers.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you will have access to exclusive enchanted weapons that can defeat any foe with a single blow. And don’t even get me started on our disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and cows in sunglasses.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Countdown: Only 14 Hours Until Release!

    Crafty Countdown: Only 14 Hours Until Release!

    Are you ready for the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life?

    Join our server that is launching in just 14 hours and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

    On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, battle zombie ninjas in the enchanted forest, and even uncover hidden treasures in the bottomless pit of doom!

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret dance party every Friday night where you can show off your best moves and win diamond-encrusted armor as a prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey you’ve ever experienced!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Correspondence

    Crafty Correspondence
    Welcome to our Good Boy Edition Minecraft server, where only the purest of souls are allowed to play! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a pack of unicorn puppies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn puppies.

    – We have a secret underground dance party room where you can boogie down with your fellow players. Just watch out for the disco creepers!

    – Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for…

    So come join our Good Boy Edition server and experience the most magical and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse of Fails

    Frieren’s Funhouse of Fails
    Yo, forget about OSTs, come join our Minecraft server and vibe to the sound of creepers exploding and zombies groaning in the distance! Trust me, it’s a whole new level of musical experience on our server.

    We’ve got the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but with pixelated swords and armor.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And every full moon, we have a special event where all the mobs in the game start dancing to disco music. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So why waste your time listening to boring old OSTs when you could be on our server, living out the wildest Minecraft adventures imaginable? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Runes Activated: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: ‘Anymore?’

    Crafty McCraftface: ‘Anymore?’
    Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further, because Trading ct is the place to be! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t handle it.

    Join us if you want to trade like a boss and collect all the rare items your heart desires. Need more of a certain set? No problem, just hop on our server and make those trades happen!

    And if you happen to know her kik bcosby1122, well then you’re in for a treat! She’s the queen of all trades and will hook you up with the most epic loot you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyNiji: The LOLtastic Nijisanji EN Server

    CraftyNiji: The LOLtastic Nijisanji EN Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own virtual world! Join us and play alongside your favorite virtual idols like Petra Gurin , Elira Pendora , and Finana Ryugu !

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the realms of OBSYDIA where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin rule with an iron pickaxe! Or explore the magical land of Ethyria with Millie Parfait , Enna Alouette , and Reimu Endou !

    Feeling adventurous? Join Luxiem and embark on a quest with Luca Kaneshiro , Shu Yamino , Ike Eveland , and Vox Akuma ! Or join Noctyx and face the darkness with Sonny Brisko , Uki Violeta , Alban Knox , and Fulgur Ovid !

    And that’s not all! Dive into the world of ILUNA with Maria Mari0nette , Aia Amare , Aster Arcadia , Scarle Yonaguni , and Ren Zott0 ! Or bask in the sunlight with XSOLEIL and D Dropscythe , Meloco Kyoran , Hex Haywire , Kotoka Torahime , and Ver Vermillion !

    Ready for a Krisis ? Join us and face the challenges with Vezalius Bandage , Tyrant Vanta , and YuQ Wilson ! Or team up with TTT and conquer the server with Kunai Nakasato , V Brightshield , and Claude Clawmark !

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures with the Nijisanji EN crew! And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – we’re here for a good time, not a griefing time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Time Warp

    Blocky Time Warp
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4! Seriously, it’s been 7 years and still no sign of Samus Aran. But fear not, because on our server, you can create your own epic adventures and never have to worry about delays or cancellations.

    Join us and experience a world where you can build giant Metroid bosses out of blocks, craft your own power suit with enchanted armor, and explore mysterious alien worlds filled with hidden treasures. Who needs Nintendo when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if Nintendo ever does release the game, you’ll be too busy having fun on our server to even notice!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Dimension Hops: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8934 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia’s Minecraft Dreams Come to Life!

    Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia’s Minecraft Dreams Come to Life!

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤪

    Join us and witness the epic battle between Russia and Ukraine unfold in a virtual world where anything is possible! 🌍💥

    Our players are so confident in Russia’s power that they’re willing to bet their diamond armor on it! 💎🛡️

    Who needs real-life drama when you can witness the ultimate showdown between nations in blocky form? 🤣🔥

    Come join us and see why beating Ukraine is like building a dirt house – it may not be glamorous, but it’s still a victory worth celebrating! 🏠🎉

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Magic Items Found: 5601
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Granny’s Hospital Adventure – Minecraft Server

    Granny’s Hospital Adventure – Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time is just a concept, bros! Forget visiting your grandmother in the hospital, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to worry about silly things like real life responsibilities.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainstorms, and secret treasure hunts that will make you forget all about your poor grandma. Who needs family when you have a virtual world of endless possibilities waiting for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Grandma who?”

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 282 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • KonoCraft: Aqua’s Favorite Minecraft Server

    KonoCraft: Aqua’s Favorite Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a chance to witness Megumin in all her glory with our exclusive upskirt pantyshot feature! Yes, you read that right – we have Megumin’s panties on display for all to see!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a unicorn that farts rainbows, a dragon that sings show tunes, and a leprechaun that gives out diamonds like they’re candy! You won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6014 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 8
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PoopCraft: Where accidents happen on the floor and creativity flows!

    PoopCraft: Where accidents happen on the floor and creativity flows!

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even hypothetical questions about poop on the floor are welcome. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’ve accidentally dropped a deuce while playing.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and discover the magical drying powers of Minecraft poop. Watch in awe as it dries out and stops smelling in record time. It’s a truly life-changing experience.

    And hey, if you’re feeling a bit frisky, we won’t judge if you’ve had some questionable relations with your dad. In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe space for all kinds of shenanigans.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, you’re gay and that’s totally cool with us!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PhenotypeFunCraft: Post memes and build epic structures in /int/ server

    PhenotypeFunCraft: Post memes and build epic structures in /int/ server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with phenotype discussions and debates that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about genetics.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Phenotype Wars, where players battle it out to see who has the most dominant genes. Will you come out on top and claim the title of Phenotype Champion?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of genetically modified llamas who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft to recruit new members for their army. Will you join forces with the llamas and help them conquer the world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a genetic adventure like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Down Under DigiCraft

    Down Under DigiCraft

    Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

    Do you want to join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect place for you!

    Introducing the Night Call Edition Server!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you:

    • Wild Vtuber Adventures: Join our wacky community of Australian vtubers who are ready to take you on a journey like no other! From mech pilot tomboys to singing fairies, we’ve got it all!
    • Aussie Madness: Ever seen a computer science wobbegong shark streaming on Twitch? How about a demon sorceress or a professional kaiju? Only on our server!
    • Koala Cam: Need a break from all the chaos? Tune into our live koala cam and watch these adorable creatures in action!
    • Secret Fighting Game Aussie: Shhhh, it’s a secret! But we’ve got a hidden gem who’s a master at fighting games. Don’t tell anyone!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 364
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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