Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only nightmares you’ll have are about creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re in a college dorm, trying to keep it clean and organized. But then finals week hits and you’re so stressed that you can’t even sleep. So, you pop some melatonin and have the wildest night terror of bugs crawling out of your flesh. And to top it all off, you wake up soaked in sweat and piss yourself!

But don’t worry, on our server, we don’t judge you for your accidents. We embrace the chaos and turn it into hilarious stories to share with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together.

And hey, if you ever need to flip a mattress to hide a pee stain, we’ve got your back. Our community is here to support you through all your crazy escapades, no matter how ridiculous they may be. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the laughter begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found: 7723 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 160
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 237

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

    Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

    But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Animals Bred: 15
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

    Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • EweTube – The Ultimate Sheeptastic Minecraft Server

    EweTube – The Ultimate Sheeptastic Minecraft Server
    🐑🌟🔥 SO COOL AND AWESOME AND EPIC EDITION 🐑🌟🔥

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy and fun as a sheep in a woolly sweater? Look no further, because we’ve got the perfect place for you! Join our server and meet all your favorite sheep vtubers and their friends. From the majestic Essie to the adorable Dollie, you’ll find a flock of fantastic streamers to hang out with.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most EPIC EN streamers around. From the legendary Sleepy_Project to the mysterious Mintmai, you’ll never run out of entertaining content to watch. And let’s not forget about our JP streamers, like the enchanting HoshimiyaMeeple and the delightful yoiyume_fuwamu. They’ll keep you entertained for hours on end!

    So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the sheepy sensation. Who knows, you might even spot a rare rainbow sheep or two! Don’t miss out on all the woolly fun – join now and start crafting your own sheep-tastic adventures! 🌈🐑💻

    Disclaimer: No actual sheep were harmed in the making of this server. All sheep are purely virtual and extremely cute.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy… and we don’t despise it!

    CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy… and we don’t despise it!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a more epic time than a Final Fantasy character on a quest for the ultimate weapon! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the thriller dance.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like Overwatch, but with diamond swords instead of guns and creeper heads instead of loot boxes. Trust us, you’ll be addicted faster than a player trying to find diamond ore at bedrock level.

    So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted armor and golden apples. They became the most feared warrior in all the land, known for their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and their dance parties with the villagers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting for you?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!

    Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world where transgender afflictions are a thing of the past! Join us if you’re tired of men who have little responsibility, no ambition, and are bored out of their minds. Our server is the cure for those who have been consumed by pornography and now have an insane desire to imagine having a vagina!

    But wait, there’s more! For women who are feeling insecure, our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your worries. Say goodbye to the transgender trend that’s being taught to children and embrace a world where questioning your gender is a thing of the past.

    Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic virtual world imaginable. Embrace the craziness and let your imagination run wild – you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Animals Bred: 68 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ADHDcraft: Where building distractions is the only focus!

    ADHDcraft: Where building distractions is the only focus!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can craft your way to ADHD success! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

    Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and pretend you have ADHD to score some Vyvanse! Our online psychiatrists are here to help you out, just make sure to have a convincing story ready. Maybe tell them about your obsession with mining diamonds or your inability to sit still while building epic structures.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try starting some work you don’t want to do on our server? Who knows, maybe the virtual tasks will be more fun than you think!

    Oh, and for those looking to get their hands on some Vyvanse without a prescription, we don’t condone it but hey, we won’t judge either. Just be prepared to send some virtual kisses in return!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the minecraft madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • PirateCraft: Chapter 1112 LOLz

    PirateCraft: Chapter 1112 LOLz
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the raws are out and the autists are busy with other threads! Our server is so wild that even the imgur gallery can’t handle it in proper order – that’s how crazy things get here!

    Join us for a WILD RIDE filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments. Our community is full of LEGENDS who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow strict rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us and embark on epic adventures with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and zombie disco parties! Explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing and the flowers dance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Steve the Chicken, who will guide you on your quest to find the mythical diamond sword of awesomeness.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyLies: Where fake stories become epic adventures! Join now!

    CraftyLies: Where fake stories become epic adventures! Join now!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as wild as the creepers! Join us for a rollercoaster of fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Steve himself.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon rodeo. That’s right, you heard it here first folks – players have the chance to saddle up and ride the mighty dragon through the skies, all while dodging fireballs and creeper explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Lia’s Pixel Party

    Crafty Lia’s Pixel Party
    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server around – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive, NO GIRLS ALLOWED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our fearless leader Lia is currently on vacation in Japan, living her best life and soaking up all the sushi and anime she can handle. But fear not, there are still plenty of epic streams coming up, implying some wild adventures await!

    And if that wasn’t enough, Lia has a new t-shirt for sale that will give you magical powers in-game. Seriously, it’s like wearing a +100 Luck enchantment on your chest. Plus, Lia announced that she’s working on a new outfit and original song for 2024 – talk about dedication to her craft!

    But wait, there’s more! Lia will be competing in the VTL Academy, facing off against some of the toughest players in the game. And don’t even get me started on Phase Wars 2 – Lia is on TEAM BLAZE and ready to set the competition on fire!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey, where only Lia’s love is real and all other girls are just NPCs. Trust me, once you enter Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, player! 😎🎮

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Bosses: CEO of Starfield Silliness

    Blocky Bosses: CEO of Starfield Silliness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because the CEO of starfield sirs has got you covered! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.

    Join now for a chance to ride on a diamond-studded llama through a magical forest filled with talking animals. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret cave filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Ender Dragon who loves to bust a move while you battle it out in the End. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the CEO of starfield sirs Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Andrew’s Conservative Craft

    Andrew’s Conservative Craft
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boomer retards who just can’t take a hint? Well, look no further because on our server, we only cherry pick the most retarded players to join our ranks!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, crazy builds, and unforgettable moments. Our community is like no other, with players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be a part of something truly delegitimized? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Towns Built: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty iDOLM@STER Server – Build, Sing, Dance!

    Crafty iDOLM@STER Server – Build, Sing, Dance!
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that dance to K-pop music, endermen that tell dad jokes, and zombies that break out into spontaneous musical numbers!

    Our server is so epic that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have redstone engineers who can build you a working roller coaster in seconds and creeper whisperers who can tame those explosive critters into adorable pets.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine diamonds with a single click. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Notch’s hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to photobomb your epic builds. See you in the world of blocks and pixels!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Chimeras Created: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SonicKid’s Minecraft Mania

    SonicKid’s Minecraft Mania

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the biggest Sonic fanatics are welcome! 🦔💨

    Join us and experience the thrill of going super sonic just like your favorite blue hedgehog! 🌀

    But that’s not all! Tails has two tails and can fly around – imagine the possibilities! 🦊✈️

    And did you know that Dr. Robotnik is also called Dr. Eggman? Mind. Blown. 🥚🤯

    Come join us before that 10-year-old Sonic fanatic finds his way here! Who knows what kind of chaos he’ll bring with him! 🤪🎮

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 140
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • JujitsuCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good armbar!

    JujitsuCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good armbar!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers dance to disco music, and zombies have a secret talent for breakdancing.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and unlimited fun! Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken wearing jetpacks.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive access to raw leaks straight from the Minecraft gods themselves. Check out the latest raw leaks at: here and prepare to have your mind blown.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Farms Harvested: 854 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 288 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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