Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Crops Grown: 7678
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 3528

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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