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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Dimension Hops: 4
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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