Avant Wars

Avant, base building, contributors, Economy, Factions, ftb chunks, Grinding, Guns, Modded, Modpack, nukes, PvP, smp, Staff, Teams, Teleport, Wars

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Avant Wars Minecraft Server

Server Address	15.235.115.187:33297
Join Our Discord	Discord

Version: 1.21.1

Natural Driven Economy meaning you trade in neutral territory with people and risk it all.

Create Teams and claim your own chunks

Set homes, create complex and fortified bases and choose your allies carefully

24/7 Server ran on a powerful dedicated server

Random Teleport: By doing /rtp you can choose to randomly teleport throughout the world.

Avant Wars is a brand new server looking to set its foot in place in terms of Modded Faction Wars. We are offering a modern theme with Nukes, Guns, and plenty more so please come join us! We are looking for Staff, Contributors, and more. The Project is currently WIP but the Server is 24/7 Running and some players have already started playing!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is running 24/7 on a dedicated server.
What version of Minecraft is the server on?	The server is on version 1.21.1
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the rules are outlined in the Discord server and players are expected to follow them.
How can I join a team on the server?	You can create your own team and claim chunks of land, or join an existing team.

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	104	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Potions Brewed:	126	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!

Exotic Weapon Minecraft SMP

Exotic, exotic weapons, fantasy weapons, game design, game development, game features, Game Mechanics, game weapons, Gaming, Gaming weapons, Minecraft, sci-fi weapons, smp, unique weapons, video games, weapon, weapon arsenal, weapon collection, weapon customization., weapon diversity, weapon options, weapon roster, weapon selection, weapon variety

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Forget about Fortnite and Call of Duty, our Minecraft SMP has the most exotic weapon roster you’ve ever seen! From enchanted diamond swords that shoot fireballs to exploding chickens that rain down from the sky, we’ve got it all! Join our server and become a master of unconventional warfare.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who tamed the mighty beast and now rides it into battle against unsuspecting foes. Will you be the next to claim this title and ride into battle on the back of a dragon?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped giant squids as gods? Dive deep into the ocean to uncover the secrets of these squid overlords and harness their power for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the weapons are wild and the adventures are even wilder!

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5016
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	198	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ores Mined:	8135	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	311	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Items Found:	8655	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	86	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Farms Harvested:	582

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Emeralds Found:	4520
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!

Kursk Minecraft SMP NORKoids Slaying

CASUALTIES, catbox, Conflict, death, Disturbing, footage, graphic, international news, Killed, Kursk, Military, Minecraft, mp4, NORKoids, North Koreans, Shoulda stayed home, slaying, smp, Tragedy, Video, violence, viral video, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you thought your regular survival world was wild, you haven’t seen anything yet.

Join us if you dare to face challenges like never before, such as being chased by creepers riding on top of skeleton horses or getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers who have formed their own secret society.

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, like finding a hidden underground disco party hosted by Endermen or stumbling upon a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

But beware, the dangers are real and the laughs are endless. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just remember, shoulda stayed home! 😂🐔💎🕺🏻

WeddingCraft: NoPlusOnesAllowed

ABUSIVE, AITAH, anxious, Apologize.., ass, complicated relationship, Cruel, crying, Defensive, dislike, doubts, Drunk, falling out, fragile, friend’s boyfriend, Happy, hate, Horrible, ISOLATED, left out, mean, NoPlusOnesAllowed, not inviting, pent up feelings, purposefully isolating, relationship, unspoken dislike, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wrong choice

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3047	Runes Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Miley and Link’s relationship drama can’t compete with.

We promise a wedding reception BBQ like no other, where you can invite all your friends’ bfs/fiances except for that one guy who nobody likes. Watch as the drama unfolds when one friend gets too drunk and spills all her feelings about feeling left out without her boyfriend there.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating friendships, alliances, and rivalries in a virtual world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you make the right choices and avoid being the ass of the group like in this crazy story? Join now and find out!

VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

antibody, Boost, VaxCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	5952
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!