come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da dystopian future where self driving cars rule da land and regular cars are illegal!!! build ur own car out of blocks and race against ur friends in epic car battles!!! but be careful, da self driving cars are out to get u and will stop at nothing to take u down!!! join now and be da ultimate car warrior in dis crazy apocalyptic world!!! #blockycars #selfdrivingnightmare

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 551597 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 289 Farms Harvested: 479
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 421 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 58 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3475 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Villages Defended: 16
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3723 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

    Fantastic News Minecraft SMP
    Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

    BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoobMaster69Craft

    NoobMaster69Craft
    Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

    Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

    So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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