Yo, dis server be like a freakin’ self-driving car, takin’ you on a wild ride through a crazy Minecraft world! We got so much epic stuff goin’ on, you gonna be like “who needs humans when I got dis server?!”

Join us and be part of the epic battle for space and resources with our autonomous cars… I mean players! We got so much cool infrastructure, you gonna feel like you in a whole new world.

So hop on this wild ride and see where it takes ya! Who needs humans when you got a server this lit?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Villages Defended: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7751
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Mines Excavated: 2986

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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