Yo, dis server be like a freakin’ self-driving car, takin’ you on a wild ride through a crazy Minecraft world! We got so much epic stuff goin’ on, you gonna be like “who needs humans when I got dis server?!”

Join us and be part of the epic battle for space and resources with our autonomous cars… I mean players! We got so much cool infrastructure, you gonna feel like you in a whole new world.

So hop on this wild ride and see where it takes ya! Who needs humans when you got a server this lit?!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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