Yo, dis server be like a freakin’ self-driving car, takin’ you on a wild ride through a crazy Minecraft world! We got so much epic stuff goin’ on, you gonna be like “who needs humans when I got dis server?!”

Join us and be part of the epic battle for space and resources with our autonomous cars… I mean players! We got so much cool infrastructure, you gonna feel like you in a whole new world.

So hop on this wild ride and see where it takes ya! Who needs humans when you got a server this lit?!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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